Ask Mama Kururu And Chubby Dororo

galactic-kat:

infamymonster:

fuckyeahfemaleyoutubers:

Disney’s Queen Elsa Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial & Disney’s Princess Anna Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial by Ellend Muzzakky

ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE  FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD

UGH SHE IS SO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND THE THING WITH THE HIJABS IS SUPER COOL BECAUSE IT LOOKS ACCURATE TO THE CHARACTERS AND CAN LEGIT INSPIRE MUSLIM COSPLAYERS.

bisexualsaregreat:

aaawunder:

whenever someone says “bi means two so *biphobe noises*.” i like to imagine them biting into a jellyfish and being remarkably surprised to find they are neither made of jelly nor fish

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

diedeadied:

people think tumblr memes are weird but the facebook memes old people post are on a level all their own

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ask-that-pikku:

Kids Next Door moves onto the retail division.

ask-that-pikku:

Kids Next Door moves onto the retail division.

greatfoods:

Delicate homemade mozzarella sticks.

greatfoods:

Delicate homemade mozzarella sticks.

Kururu groaned as Keroro sobbed happily at yet another gift.

"Keroro it’s a freaking baby shower, not your kids wedding." Kururu huffed.

"I know b-but it’s still so cuuuute!"

Kururu groaned and covered his face. His fun scavenger hunt was cut off for this crap.

"Hey Natsumi you wanna get some more food, I think we’re gonna need it for Keroro." Giroro sighed.

"Yeah…seems like those berries can only go so far." Natsumi sighed, getting up.

"Hurry back! Kururu’s gonna be opening gifts soon!" Tamama exclaimed.

Kororo nibbled on a box nearby. She groaned as Kururu pulled her away and shushed her, kissing her head.
——-

"Jeez, that stupid frog is a piece of work." Natsumi sighed, walking back to the house with several bags of food.

Natsumi then smiled a bit. Her friendship with the toads was getting better, she didn’t hit them as much any more and she began to stop their plans with sabotage or outsmart them.

She turned a corner and saw Horaz. She froze, and her gut burned.

He was one of them! Those Slimmer things!

"Getting your prisoner food? Looks awfully nice for lowly prisoners." Horaz said.

"It’s none of your business." Natsumi said, backing up a bit.

"You sure? Because I am Kururu’s Slimmer after all, so it’s plenty my business." Horaz said with a smile.

Natsumi glared at him.

He then shook his head and sighed.

"I just don’t get you, you had a once in a lifetime deal to just kill the toad and get it over with. But no, you had to keep him alive for your stupid friendship. Admit it,"

Horaz stepped closer and sneered.

"That friendship made ya soft for them. You like them but you don’t want to seem weak. That’s pathetic." He said, cruelty dripping from every word.

That struck a nerve as Natsumi growled.

"What the hell do you know!?"

"Apparently a lot more then you, dummy. That power should be used for good use to exterminate aliens that try to invade, but instead you just beat them up instead!"

Horaz then tilted his head.

"Didn’t those movies teach you anything?"

Natsumi clutched her bags.

"Why are you even here?" She asked, even though she had a feeling why.

"I’m here to help you, after all you have all of that strength for a dumb human." Horaz said.

Natsumi backed up.

"Wh-what do you mean?"

"You should just go in there right now and destroy the aliens till there’s nothing left of em." Horaz said with a wicked grin.

Natsumi’s stomach churned and she shook.

"If you’re not up to it I can do it for you, it’ll be easy. Especially since I’m more powerful then Nueve." Horaz crossed his arms.

Natsumi was more then ready to punch him, he was just horrible! J-just like Kururu before he got pregnant!

"No way…I won’t let you lay a finger on them! Any of them!" She yelled.

Horaz gave her a pathetic look.

"Aw what a shame!" He then inched foreword.

"You just had to make this harder for me."

——-

"I STILL haven’t found my last item." Kururu huffed.

"The last item is around here somewhere Kururu." Dororo sighed as Kilala squealed.

Fuyuki smiled before his phone started to go off. He quickly left the room and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Fuyuki! Get the stupid frog and Kururu out of there! Now!" Natsumi yelled.

There was a loud wirring sound, like several computers were on.

"Sis?! What’s wrong?!" Fuyuki asked.

"Just hurry! And stay away from me and whatever computer you come into contact with! He’s- he’s controlled them all!"

The phone then was shut off.

Fuyuki felt sick.

He then ran into the room.

"G-guys!"

halleydoedog:

imactuallystraight:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY FUCK I NEVER THOUGJE I COULE LAUGH SO FUCKINGN HARX AT A VIDEO I HAVE TEArs OHMFUCK

Just watched this after reblogging it & it’s honestly my favorite omg

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

prince-of-silent-rage:

kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

I will never not reblog this I swear

There’s a scavenger hunt that actually sounds fun

And not full of dumb baby things

Actual cool things you can win as prizes

I wanna play

nu-rats:

raychillster:

stop romanticizing unhealthy relationships.

stop thinking you can change someone. you can’t. they need to change for themselves.

stop romanticizing the idea of you two being together some day. if it isn’t happening now, let it go. 

no more pouring your heart out for someone who gives you little to no reciprocation. 

find someone who values your long letters and passionate attempts. this person will reciprocate, with twice as much fire.

!!!!!

summonbolt:

misandry-mermaid:

lingwitch:

revolutionary-afrolatino:

Student Suspended for Speaking Native American Language

When Miranda was teaching a classmate to say “posoh” and “ketapanen” on January 19, her teacher scolded her. Native News Network reported her saying “You are not to speak like that! How do I know you’re not saying something bad? How would you like it if I spoke in Polish and you didn’t understand?”
The words Miranda was chastised for translate to “hello” and “I love you” in Menominee.


old news, but still gross

And THIS shows you why most Native American languages are either extinct or endangered.

#this is why you dont get to wear a headdress hipsters

summonbolt:

misandry-mermaid:

lingwitch:

revolutionary-afrolatino:

Student Suspended for Speaking Native American Language

When Miranda was teaching a classmate to say “posoh” and “ketapanen” on January 19, her teacher scolded her. Native News Network reported her saying “You are not to speak like that! How do I know you’re not saying something bad? How would you like it if I spoke in Polish and you didn’t understand?”

The words Miranda was chastised for translate to “hello” and “I love you” in Menominee.

old news, but still gross

And THIS shows you why most Native American languages are either extinct or endangered.

rivieri:

datmeebs:

sorasbootay:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE

FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES

ITS TRANSPARENT 

OH SHIT IT’S ON NOW.

LET GO FING THE OTHER 2

rivieri:

datmeebs:

sorasbootay:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE

FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES

ITS TRANSPARENT 

OH SHIT IT’S ON NOW.

LET GO FING THE OTHER 2

shmurdapunk:

pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’
Ballpit Dress - $17,000
Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

#the best part of this meme#is how it’s turning into a greatest hits of memes#bringing all the old memes back#it’s like old timers day
llbwwb:

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